Golden Teacher
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House Batch: Golden Teacher Strain Review
Psilocybe cubensis Golden Teacher is the most magical mushroom thanks to the didactic effects and unknown origin. It is one of the “new” mushrooms and was discovered in the late 1980s. It is known for its golden caps and unusual shamanistic capabilities and is very popular due to its easy, rapid growth.
Are you ready for a real, deep shamanistic experience?
These sensation-enhancing psilocybes are a great choice for smaller doses, first-timers, or casual day-tripping.
Everyone’s physiology and metabolism is different, and individual brain chemistry and body size play a significant role in how each individual might respond to psilocybin, as will your surroundings and emotional state, so if it is your first time or you are significantly upping your dosage, select a safe, comfortable, and if possible, familiar place, and consider asking a sober trip sitter to be your companion for the coming ride.
Effects begin between 10 to 40 minutes after ingestion and can last between 3 and 6 hours, depending on the dose and the individual. Like all tryptamines, psilocybes often cause what has been called “the mushroom yawns” which increase markedly as one begins to peak, however, the feeling in the rest of the body is energetic, not tired.
Users can expect a wide variety of possible effects and sensations, from the mystical, euphoric and revelatory to the hyperspatial and mind-altering observational. At doses over 2 grams, some users report experiencing warping of the visual field, and Dali-esque melting objects, and other possible effects include time distortion, hallucinations both when eyes are closed or open and synesthesia (i.e. “seeing” sounds and “feeling” colors), particularly with the Transkei variety of cubensis, which also tends to have a heavier body load.
Remember to stay hydrated, especially if you’re outdoors or doing activities like dancing, and try sipping some honey ginger tea to counteract any possible nausea during the come-up. Do not use if pregnant and do not mix with other drugs, especially alcohol.
Trip Level 0: Microdosing
Recommended dosage: 0.2 – 0.5 g. dried mushrooms – A micro-dose is a sub-perceptual amount of mushrooms. Take this every 2-3 days to boost creativity or feel less anxious. Microdosing trip levels capsules. Added as level 0, it’s meant to be taken along with your day-to-day routine.
Trip Level 1: Happy go lucky
Recommended dosage: 0.8 – 1 g. dried mushrooms – The effects are mild and similar to being high on weed. Music starts to feel better, strangers seem more friendly and the mind is able to lose some control. You could have mild visual enhancements or some sound distortion, but these will be subtle.
Trip Level 2: Beginner’s paradise
Recommended dosage: 1 – 1.5 g. dried mushrooms – Consistent sensorial accentuation, colors becoming brighter, and a light body high. Level 2 can be a more intense form of Trip Level 1, but with the right dosage,, it can be something more. Be prepared for the beginnings of visual and auditory hallucinations: objects moving and coming to life along with geometrical forms when you close your eyes. It will be harder to concentrate and communicate and you will notice an increase in creativity along with an enhanced sensation, lightness, and euphoria.
Trip Level 3: Classic psychedelic trip
Recommended dosage: 1.5 – 3 g. dried mushrooms – Trip Level 3 is great for beginners who want to jump into the “real” psychedelic experience, without overdoing the dosage. This level is where visual hallucinations along with the appearance of patterns and fractals will be evident. No more hinting or subtle flashes of visuals, it’s happening for real. The surface of the object you’re observing will become shiny and moving, as your field of depth is altered. Distortions in the aptitude to measure the passage of time might cause 1 hour to feel like an eternity.
Level 4: Flying with the stars
Recommended dosage: 3 – 4 g. dried mushrooms – Strong hallucinations take over: a psychedelic flood of shapes, contours, and colors will blend together and hit the shores of your consciousness. There’s no stopping the waves in Level 4. There will be some moments when you will lose touch with reality. Random, non-existent objects will appear and the concept of time will fade away to the background. Intriguing to some, scary to others, this is the level where psychedelics can really be powerful, life-altering, and mind-expanding. Keep in mind that this dosage is only recommended for experienced users.
Level 5: Total loss
Dosage: Anywhere from 4 – 5 g. dried mushrooms – Total loss of contact with reality. Intense hallucinations. Great distortion of the perception of space and time. The disappearance of the logical and known perception of reality. Great introspection and loss of identity. Sensitive, emotional, and personal experiencesare are impossible to describe, once the psychedelic experience ends. Level 5!
| Amount | 3.5 Grams, 7 Grams, 14 Grams, 28 Grams, Eighth-Pound (56g), Quarter-Pound (112g), Half-Pound (224g), One Pound (448g) |
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ChronicMan –
Go easy on this one thing can get pretty crazy 😜 😂
Smkn420 –
You gotta take it easy on this stuff or you’ll be going for a trip.
Blaze420 –
Prepare for a good long trip
Blaze420 –
Get ready to have a trippy night
Newfoundlander420 –
Prepare to trip balls 😝
steven_jeffery –
So good
Highmama –
Be prepared for an insane trip
Grassman420 –
The buzz is amazing
snowwoman1980 –
Love these
arowbottom –
So good
erica may farazi (verified owner) –
love these golden teachers, love to be taught <3
Alan McKnight (verified owner) –
High high high
thanks cheap buds!
andersonemily050 (verified owner) –
Love these!
brentmcmunn (verified owner) –
These are great! Remind me of the ones id encounter now and then when I was a kid. Nice,
martelrossignoljulien (verified owner) –
Be careful and get ready for a good ride
Love it !!!
mikecowan11 (verified owner) –
Decent mushrooms
eastcoast12348 (verified owner) –
Very good. I love to lay on the couch enjoy the pretty colors
Blaze (verified owner) –
Will buy again
anneke (verified owner) –
Very nice bag of zoomers.
b11234555 (verified owner) –
Chill
CodeRedYQR (verified owner) –
First timer taking it easy. Made me nauseous. Not really enjoying it. Like I said I’m new to this.
Darkztar (verified owner) –
Really blue stems so becarefull but enjoy cus it’s a great time
BJ Petrie (verified owner) –
Awesome mushrooms. Start small and build up.
David Moffat (verified owner) –
Best I’ve tried so far, I highly recommend.
Janice Crawford (verified owner) –
Drank in a tea, and was a great long relaxing high.
simon (verified owner) –
Giggle machine. Great stuff. Take it easy at first.
Damian Martin (verified owner) –
Great shrooms will buy agian
Kirbymaksymetz (verified owner) –
Great stuff!
mike_paqs (verified owner) –
Theae are my go too for microdosing
Damian Martin (verified owner) –
Great
SMKultra (verified owner) –
This is a great day tripper strain or activity strain IMO. While the trip can be long, intense and wild I still find it a functional mind expanding experience. Pairs great with a visually stimulating concert.
izaak (verified owner) –
Good stuff
Jakob Corporon (verified owner) –
Awesome shroom will be buying again 100 percent
Brennan Goulais (verified owner) –
Great trip
Brennan Goulais (verified owner) –
Great trip was fun
hailey morrisey (verified owner) –
nice
Caleb Kendall (verified owner) –
These are no joke get pretty intense start on a small! Dose I suggest starting with 2 grams
paullapierre8 (verified owner) –
Good product. Would buy it again.
JT (verified owner) –
Wow, just wow lol
muneebhai01 (verified owner) –
Purchased 7 grams, recieved 7 grams, ate all 7 grams, and it was my most insane trip ever. I had to make sure I didnt poop my pants.
doggmomm (verified owner) –
highhhhhly recommend 🙂
douggullet (verified owner) –
Cool awesome shoot a
frzizop (verified owner) –
Good as always.
thomascooke8888 (verified owner) –
Love these
whoop (verified owner) –
Goood trip !
codyjordan89 (verified owner) –
Great high and a lengthy trip.
Harley Sanderson (verified owner) –
If you wanna see aliens take these
irishgigolo (verified owner) –
Excellent product & does exactly as described!
Plus fast discreet delivery!
Will definitely be reordering many more times in the Future!
Alex (verified owner) –
This is My favorite
Harley Sanderson (verified owner) –
Bought again because these are awesome
Dave (verified owner) –
Very impressed! Freshly dried shroom, works great for deep trips. I love it
ebblair113 (verified owner) –
These come in waves you’ll think its done.Nope think again.5/5.
Alex (verified owner) –
It came all shred and dusty instead of nice define shrooms but it work Anyways , good product
Alex (verified owner) –
My favorite !
pgarceau7 (verified owner) –
Correct
will Watering (verified owner) –
definitely will buy again
andrikawilliam (verified owner) –
I surviveeeeeeeeeddd.. LOL
Damian Martin (verified owner) –
There good you have to eat alot though
Dairyk (verified owner) –
Amazing strain for first time trippers.
mylesthomp (verified owner) –
Good stuff
davulao (verified owner) –
Laugh, cry, and fell the overwhelming sensation of unconditional love!
Peter (verified owner) –
Be prepared for an insane trip
wesley phinney (verified owner) –
amazing
Mitch Porter (verified owner) –
Great for perking up your mood in the evening.
thegingerly (verified owner) –
This is my go to mushroom for making microdose caps with. Highly recommend to anyone starting out
Peter (verified owner) –
Great stuff. Take it easy at first.
Peter (verified owner) –
Great stuff.